Trump, Time Travel and Tarot
Whilst there are some bizarre theories out there, the most eye-widening claims I've ever heard are about Donald Trump. Have a look for yourself. Search online for Donald Trump +space, +aliens, +biblical prophecy, +time travel, +tarot. Any Trump combination you want, the weirder, the better and you may be surprised with what you find. And the most unsettling aspect is that each one of these completely barking mad theories has exactly the same thing in common: A grain of truth; a weird coincidence or obstacle that makes you stop and think - because you can no longer dismiss it as impossible.
It was already surreal enough when Trump won the election in 2016 (despite Hillary Clinton having the backing of the MSM, celebrities, Google and even some Republicans) but I was also baffled by how the relentless attacks from all sides never seemed to bother him. I genuinely didn't understand why he wasn't assassinated or killed in a mysterious plane crash. My understanding was that presidents who don't play ball get JFKd but, in Trump's case, the 'deep state' seemed not only impotent, but every attempt they made to take him down failed spectacularly. He always seemed to be five steps ahead of his enemies who took the bait and walked into these cartoon-like traps he set every time. It was as though Trump went hunting with a rifle mounted on a concrete block and simply encouraged his quarry move to the centre of the crosshairs. Looking back, the explanation for all of this is now obvious: Donald Trump had a time machine. He was able to view future timelines, anticipate the reactions/plans of his enemies and take early corrective action to ensure the best outcome. This is of course laughable until you learn that John G. Trump (Donald's uncle) was an MIT professor and part of the FBI team who examined the seized research of Nikola Tesla. Tesla is reported to have experimented with time travel and claimed that he could see the past, present and future simultaneously. Oh, and have you heard of the adventures of Baron Trump? What about John Titor?
During the Trump years Pepe the Frog was everywhere. It appeared on the MSM, was portrayed as a symbol of right-wing extremism by Hillary Clinton and even got tweeted out by Trump himself. But did you hear about the Cult of Kek? Again it's very strange and loaded with apparent 'coincidences'. The bottom line is that a bunch of trolls and sh*tposters on 4chan reawakened a 4000-year-old Egyptian god. Yes, absolutely ridiculous again until you learn that the deity in question is Kek; the frog-headed god of primordial darkness and that the 4chan post correctly predicting Trump would win was created months before the election. No one on 4chan knows their post's eight digit number until it's online and kudos is given for the same digit appearing more than once at the end of the sequence. This mysterious post with a one line message 'Trump will win' was post number 77777777. On Trump's first full day in office he was 70 years, 7 months and 7 days old, his signature hard rock campaign music was written with 7 beats per bar and there are numerous other connections with Trump, the number 7 and Israel.
And don't forget, Trump's an idiot, right? He's a buffoon? Yes, Donald Trump literally is The Fool. The 22 Major Arcana of the Tarot deck are also known as 'trump' cards and The Fool appears at the beginning and the end of this sequence, indicating the completion of a cycle. And, alas, this is why I don't think we'll be seeing Donald Trump in the Oval Office again. He served his purpose at the time by delivering a message to the world: We're now in the 2020s and we're at the end of an age and an era.
I genuinely miss the weirdness of the Trump years. It was like watching a political thriller with bits of The Da Vinci Code and The Matrix. For the logical and rational who don't believe in Egyptian mythology, occult numerology or ancient prophecy it's worth remembering that there are certain people who do - and some of those people are in positions of power.